Pedagogical Post #2. Tell-Tale-Tit


The stresses and perils of a teacher’s life!  

I doubt a ‘pedagogue’ could ever have taught ten-year olds.

PleaseSir

TELL-TALE-TIT

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They did it, sir, I saw them,

They pestered and annoyed her,

They spread your desk with powder,

They turned the sound up louder,

Oh, please sir, say you’ll whack ’em.

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She did it, miss! I saw her!

She spread the floor with water.

She splashed the paint on Susan Porter;

She cut the model dog in quarter.

I’m awfully glad you’ve caught ‘er.

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You did it, sir, you caught ‘em.

You found them where they hid it,

You even found them with it,

So you must believe they did it.

Red-handed!  Now you’ve taught ‘em!

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He did it, sir!  I saw him!

He fed the goldfish sawdust;

He made the hamster raucous.

Yes, he giggled when you caught US.

Believe me, sir, it WAS him.

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Why don’t you, sir?  Why don’t you?

Why not hit him with your ruler?

Why can’t you be a little cruel-er?

Why are you acting cooler?

You frightened that he’ll sue you?

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