
Calliope-The Muse Of Epic Poetry
IMPROMPTU
The Creative Process
I sit here
Awaiting inspiration
Defeating anxiety
By not being anxious
Just as I defeat boredom
By acting oddly.
Poking my poised pen
Up my right nostril
Right side
– That’s my creative side –
Then
Humming ‘Ipsy Wipsy Spider’
To the tune of
‘Auld Lang Syne’.
Not that the procedure
Often produces a product
Concocts a concoction
Elicits the missing ending of
Kubla Khan
Finishes Schubert’s
Symphony No.8
Or Tolkien’s Tales Of Middle-earth
No. Definitely no!
Although
It has been known
To flick a switch
Ignite a spark
Connect two thoughts
To result in a third
of admirable content
Contenting Calliope,
Who, having prompted
My spirit of the moment,
Considers her job done
And promptly leaves.
Thus I return
To that stale and stagnant state
In which
I sit here
Awaiting further inspiration
That epiphany
That ever-absent
Eureka moment
In which
I compose my own
‘Paradise Regained’
Very well done, Roland. Once, in my twenties, chatting away, I managed to flick a bead with which I had been fiddling, into my right ear. At the hospital my wife was asked “how old is the little lad?”
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There’s enough there for another poem, Derrick. Thanks for responding.
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‘Poking my poised pen
Up my right nostril
Right side
– That’s my creative side –’
Love this Roland !
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Thanks, Nigel, for your kindred sense of humour.
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Be careful Roland A & E on Valentine’s Day is full of men with things (usually unwanted gifts) being stuck in various places. I love the madness of this verse and it defies the myth of writers block. Inspiration hides everywhere.
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… True, Davy. I just wish it would do so less frequently. Thanks for commenting.
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Just recovered from a fit of giggle after reading your “Ipswich Wipsy Spider” sort of poem.
It is very clever and clearly tells us how you are feeling just now…
The result is a highly entertaining poem. Maybe you don’t need that inspiration.
Hmmm….I am afraid I do, helpless without.
Miriam
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Thank you, Miriam. Yes, the problem is that inspiration, by definition, is intermittent. The less intermittent the better as far as the creative process goes!
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Roland, I am afraid my predictive texting is very imaginative. Ipsy has little to do with Ipswitch.
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Predictive Text holds within its boundaries some of the most entertaining circumlocutions, Miriam. WordPress would be a lesser place without it, Miriam.
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I love the humor in this piece. And this whimsical line is very creative ‘Ipsy Wipsy Spider’
To the tune of ‘Auld Lang Syne’.
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Glad you enjoyed my efforts, Eugenia.
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A brilliant piece. Love the way this flows and the humor shines! I wish inspiration wasn’t so intermittent.
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Yes, indeed, although I have trouble keeping up with everyone’s output as it is. Don’t think I could cope if we were all constantly inspired. Thanks for commenting, Colleen.
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