LATE LOVE
Eagerly he jumped into bed
His vows to now fulfil
His lady fair sat on the bed,
Took a little pill.
Seductively she stripped and then
Slipped on her pink silk gown;
Opened the drawers beside the bed
She twirled and then sat down.
Slowly she took her dentures out,
Popped them into a box.
Beside this she placed her spectacles,
Her things, her rings, her rocks.
Off came her hair, a huge blonde wig,
Into the drawer it followed.
A few more pills went in her mouth,
Then these she swiftly swallowed.
Next a glass eye was taken out,
Put in a velvet box,
Then placed sedately in the drawer
Beside those golden locks.
She then unscrewed a wooden leg,
Wrapped it in a napkin.
That also went into the drawer
“What else to come?” I’m asking.
Until, she said, “At last my dear,
Now I am all yours.”
But I was undecided, p’raps
I’d be better in those drawers.
Roland, you have given me some brilliant prose over the last two years. Some humorous, some sad but always brilliant. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen. Perhaps because I can relate so well. Thank you my friend.
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I am extremely grateful for your positive response, Jerry. Thank you.
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Funny, but a wee bit horrifying at the same time!
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Thanks for commenting, Liz.
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