THINK TYKE
Risk assessment
Forward planning;
Think ahead
Where you’re ganning.
Trip the Dale
I fancy that.
Today’s assignment
Meet Chop Yat.
Ower the moors
Lyke Wake Walk;
Risks involved,
But let them gawp.
Along the runnel,
Beside the beck.
Could I care less?
What the ‘eck!
Meet up as
Our way we wend
Up Sparrow Lane
Yon far end.
Off to see my bobby dazzler,
Sweet lass o’ mine,
For now and aye
For thee I pine.
Out o’ t’way lad,
Let me pass
Ow do then,
Mi bonnie lass?
Nether nowt nor summat this,
‘Twere thee thissen wot seddit
But now, for real, what’s next is here,
Just lie back and let it.
- Tyke (dialect), an English dialect of Northern England spoken in the English county of Yorkshire (Wikipedia)
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