THREE LIMERICKS
Aloysius Archibald Ash
Was considered exceedingly brash
When he said to his mater
You’re getting like pater
I especially like your moustache.
Mister Horatio Hess
Lived his whole life under stress
When he tried to slow down
His continuous frown
Meant his face was a permanent mess
Mister Hieronymus Bosch
Never thought he’d be posh
But his depiction of Hell
Went down very well
And it earned him a great deal of dosh