A SIGN TOO FAR
I was walking down the road the other day
When they met me coming up the other way
I knew not what to do
Not an inkling, not a clue
Should I walk on and ignore them
Should I beg them and implore them
Not to shriek at me so loudly
Not to chastise me so soundly
Just to get out of my way
Let me get on with my day
I really do not wish to buy
I was only passing by
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Nor do I feel the urge to hire
A sander or electric fire
Nor will I get an instant thrill
If I just hire a power drill
I surely do not need a sign
To advertise what’s still is mine
I’ve already got more than a few
So they will really have to do
Nor do I need to learn to drive
I’d rather walk and stay alive
I’ll not describe the fine details
But I don’t need polish for my nails
I reckon I’m a beauty too
Stick your cosmetics down the loo
My laundry is for private use
I don’t subject it to abuse
And as for washing all my smalls
I’d rather use Niagara Falls
My house is not for sale just yet
Say any more – I’ll get upset
And as for gas, my need’s not great
My house is all electric, mate
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To be attacked by signs is bad
It leaves me feeling very sad
That my main street has reached the stage
When just to earn a living wage
These shops must now our street deface
By planting signs in every place
Leaving me so little space
I think I’m in an obstacle race
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