A. Don’t interrupt me when I’m thinking.
B. What about?
A. You wouldn’t want to know.
B. Why? Is it a secret?
A. Could be.
B. Tell me.
A. Wouldn’t be a secret if I did.
B. Now you intrigue me.
A. Secrets are for keeping to yourself.
B. Who says?
A. That’s the definition of a secret.
B. But if you tell me I won’t tell anyone.
A. If I do tell you it won’t be a secret any more.
B. But only you and I will know.
A. But then someone else might ask you to tell them.
B. But I won’t tell them.
A. But that’s what you said to me.
B. I did?
A. Yes … And then you told me.
B. Did I?
A. Oh!
B. It’s no secret that you can’t keep a secret, you know.
A. Is it?
B. How do you know that?
A. It’s a secret.
B. Tell me.
A. No,
B. Why?
A. It wouldn’t be a secret if I did.