Eagerly he jumped into bed
His vows to now fulfil
His lady fair sat on the bed,
Took a little pill.
Seductively she stripped and then
Slipped on her pink silk gown;
Opened the drawers beside the bed
She twirled and then sat down.
Slowly she took her dentures out,
Popped them into a box.
Beside this she placed her spectacles,
Her things, her rings, her rocks.
Off came her hair, a huge blonde wig,
Into the drawer it followed.
A few more pills went in her mouth,
Then these she swiftly swallowed.
Next a glass eye was taken out,
Put in a velvet box,
Then placed sedately in the drawer
Beside those golden locks.
She then unscrewed a wooden leg,
Wrapped it in a napkin.
That also went into the drawer
“What else to come?” I’m asking.
Until, she said, “At last my dear,
Now I am all yours.”
But I was undecided, p’raps
I’d be better in those drawers.